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IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

THIS JOURNAL IS FRIENDS ONLY BECAUSE THE OWNER IS A PETTY BITCH.

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Writer's Block: Sarah Palin?

Is Sarah Palin a shrewd choice for the Republican Party, or is she a liability?
I think it was a briiliant move on the Republican party's part.  I'd never vote for them, but still.

Writer's Block: Your Costume

If you were the sort of cartoon or video game character that always wears a costume, what would you wear? Why?
 Probably a black-and-red powersuit.  With matching red leather boots, of course.
If you made up your own cereal, what would it consist of, and what would you call it?
CATS.
I WOULD CALL IT CAT CHOW. :3

Nothing happened

The title says it all, doesn't it? :P  I had a great time, though.  He's a really nice guy.  We watched Sweeney Todd, and he taught me how to play Kingdom Hearts.  Later on, we went out to a nice Greek place with his family.  All in all, it was a good day. (:

In other news, I bought new underwear today.  My ass is getting big. 

Oh. Wow.

Writer's Block: Creepy Crawlies

If you had the chance to go crazy and completely overhaul your appearance, what would you do? Or: Recount a remarkable incident involving insects.
A couple of years ago, I went to a sleepover at my friend Celeste and her cousin Tegan's house.  As soon as I walked in the door, Celeste was like 'OH BTW THE CAT HAS FLEAS AND SHE SLEEPS IN MY BED, LOL.'  So, to get rid of the fleas, we decide to douse her room in Febreze.

So I'm all '... Does that really work?' and she's just like '*shrug*'.  So we each grab a can and begin spraying.  Eventually, we forget all about the fleas and end up having a Febreze fight.

That's right.  We passed the time by shooting dangerous chemicals into each other's faces.  I smelled like lavender and fresh laundry for weeks.

Aw hell

Stolen from the lovely brinchen86

If you could get a brand new car for free what kind would it be?
-A BMW. Then, I'd sell it and get a red 1968 mustang convertible.

Have you ever lived in a trailer?
-Nope.

What is your favorite talk show?
-The Tyra Banks Show. It's so delightfully trashy.

If you could be another race would you?
-Maybe I'd be black for a day.

What did you last color with a crayon?
-A graph for math class.

What is on your bed?
-A duvet and two pillows.

What is your favorite thing to drink when you first wake up?
-Tea (MUAH, Charlie!)

What is your favorite brand of shoes?
-Why be brand-specific? I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL....

Have you ever been to jail?
-No.

Have you ever caught some one in a lie?
-Yep.

Have you ever flirted with a cop just to get out of a ticket?
-Cops are meant to be flirted with, ticket or no ticket. ;D

What do you think about clothes with polka-dots?
-Haha, they are SO CUTE.

When you see a WAY overweight person does it gross you out?
-No, but I might wonder how anyone lets themselves get that fat.

Who do you love?
-Family, friends, various fictional characters (some more than others).

What kind of purse do you have?
-Um, well, it's pink, purple, yellow, blue and green straw-like fibres weaved together. I've decorated it with pins.

Ever broken your cell phone?
-I don't have one to break. D:

What are you thinking about right now?
-How strange the Writer's Block question is. o.O

Do you rather write with a pen or pencil?
-Pencil. I'm left-handed, so my hand always ends up smudging the ink when I write in pen.

If you could have 1 thing for free right now what would it be?
-A bigger, better TV.

Are you currently in a romantic relationship?
-No. Shove off.

When is your birthday?
-January 3rd.

What is your favorite color?
-Red. The colour of romance and passion!

What do you do for a living?
-I'm a student.

Have you ever been to Europe?
-No. Buhuhu.

Where are you from?
-British Columbia, Canada.

What's your favorite food?
-Lasagna!

Do you like snowy weather?
-Yes indeedily.

How often do you watch the news?
-Every day.

What was your best subject in school?
-English.

Do you prefer coffee or cappuccino?
-Coffee.

Have you ever cheated on a test?
-Sorta...

Are you on a diet?
-Pfft. Have you seen me? I am every little old Italian lady's dream. 'YOU SO SKINNY! YOU GOTTA EAT SOMETHEEN! I COOKA YOU A NIIIIIICE MEAL.' True story.

How many meals a day do you eat?
-Eight. Breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper and a midnight snack. I'm like a hobbit.

Have you ever had braces?
-Yep. 3 whole years of metalmouth.

Have you ever had a root canal?
-No, but I've come close to one.

Do you have a good memory?
-For some things, yes.

Have you ever been to the museum of natural history?
-Yes, and I loved it.

What is your biggest wish?
-*Freddie Mercury voice* Can anybody find meeeeeee.... SOMEBODY TOOOOOOOOO..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.....

What is your worst fear?
-The end of the world.

Do you like rainbows?
-Doesn't everyone?

Where is your favorite shopping place?
-UH, THE MALL. I love the mall. <3

Where is your favorite vacation place?
-Vancouver Island.

Are you scared of the wilderness?
-No.

Have you ever been fired?
-I've never had a job!

Do you like Astrology?
-What, like horoscopes? They're ok.

What makeup brand do you use?
-Like I said, I'm not brand-specific. Though I probably use more CoverGirl than anything else.

Are you scared of airplanes?
-No way!

Do you fear heights or the dark more?
-Heights, but I'm not really afraid of them.

Are you a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper?
-Somewhere in the middle.

Do you like junk food?
-Mmm, yes.

What was the worst nightmare that you had?
-Probably the one where this bald guy lines up all the people I care about and shoots them. I specifically remember him shooting Danny, my mom and Nick Stokes from CSI LV. I'm not sure why he was there. :S

Have you ever experienced insomnia?
-Not really.

Do you believe in God?
-Not really.

What's your religion?
-Athinostic. :P

Are you scared of death?
-Yes.

Are you anemic?
-Nope.

Are you scared of needles?
-HOLY FRICK, YES. I still cry when I get my shots.

Did you ever believe that monsters existed when you were a child?
-Not really, no.

Are you good in math?
-*glares*

Have you ever been bullied?
-Yeah.

Are you paranoid of the police?
-*bursts out laughing* No! The police are our friiiiiends.

Do you follow or break rules?
-I follow my own and break everyone else's.

Cupcakes or soft baked cookies?
-Cupcakes. Mmmm.

PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT

I know I have to grow up someday, but I don't think I'm ready for the 'real world'.  The world I grew up in is safe, clean, loving and supportive.  And while I watch the news and follow politics, I have absoloutely no idea how to survive.  I've never taken the bus by myself or even gone shopping alone.  My friends will tell you that I'm utterly lacking in social skills when it comes to interacting with my peers.  How was I supposed to know that talking about sex with a 12-year-old was taboo?  Nobody tells me these things!

I'm going over to a boy's house on Friday, and I have no idea what to do.  I don't think it's a date, per se, but I'm such a flirt by nature, it may very well turn into one.  I don't want to freak him out, though, nor do I want to come home to find my mother welding a chastity belt out of titanium.  I might ask him to kiss me, just so I can finally have my first kiss at the hands of a nice, sensetive guy (who may or may not be gay).   I'm off garlic for the rest of the week, just in case.

So, maybe I don't have a clue.  My way of looking at it is; I still have 2 years to get one before college.

Writer's Block: Perfect Sandwich

Describe your perfect sandwich, layer by layer.
I'll start off with some white, Italian bread.  Next, I'll spread on the mayo.  Then it's iceberg lettuce, thinly sliced hothouse tomatoes, roast turkey breast, chopped black olives, a little more mayo and the top slice of bread.  Boom!  Instant bliss.